it’s 4am, finish reading an 80k fic
"check out my sequel!"
do you ever just finish a book and sit there for a while like what the fuck did this author just do to me
(as I’m more than sure it ill be added to this extremely accurate list)
I bet my patronus would be a harp seal
can you imagine. what do you even do if your patronus is a seal.
all the stags and jack russel terriers and horses charge at the dementors and then yours just appears and
hello friend no more sadness today
ENDLESS LIST OF FAVORITE MOVIES
we’re the millers ± “Oh, a penis! It’s a big dick! Those are balls… It’s a big, black dick! Big black dick! It’s a… big black cock. Black cock down!”“It’s a skateboard.”
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!